Personnel Integrity Protocol Failed
You have failed this corporate integrity test. By scanning an untrusted QR code found on a coworker, you have demonstrated a reckless disregard for data hygiene. This lack of situational awareness suggests you are unfit to Thrive within our optimized synergy matrix.
As per Section 25.12 of the Employee Conduct Codex, you have been automatically enrolled in mandatory behavioral readjustment. This infraction is permanent. Your details have been transmitted to Central Command and added to the Global Exclusion Registry:
> DEVICE_SIG: ANALYZING...
> IP_LOGGED: TRACING...
> COAL_ALLOCATION: IMMINENT
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